I just love these little survey thingies.  It's a great chance for my sarcasm to shine through.  I hope you enjoy :)

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
My credit card bill, b/c then I realize how stupid and irresponsible I used to be.

2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
I'm sorry.  Come again.  Did you say romantic?  The most romantic place that my husband has ever taken me is Club 4 Corners (those of you in Osage Co. know EXACTLY what I'm talking about).

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
It's actually been awhile.  Pretty suprising for me.  I think it was a few months ago when I drank waaaay to much Corona and swore it off forever, only to drink it again the next weekend.  God I love Mexican beer....

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Can't say that I've ever actually danced on a bar....again, suprising for me.

5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Arnold.  I used to be her class pet until I told the entire playground that she had drugs in her car.  What she failed to realize was that I was a very intelligent 1st grader and had an aunt for a pharmacist, so the "drugs" I was referring to were actually a bunch of empty perscription bottles in her backseat. 

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
I could go for a nice country cruise at the moment.

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Oh jeeze....vet, doctor, astronaut (the non-murder kind), physical therapist, cop, pre-school teacher....the list goes on and on and changes day to day.

8. How many colleges did you attend?
KSU, ESU, ACCC, FHSU...yeah, I get around.

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Because I just bought it and it's super cute.

10. GAS PRICES!
Suck my ass.  I need a moped.

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
I would move to Grand Cayman and take Brent and Maggie w/ me.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Holy shit, I'm tired and I'm sleeping in and taking a couple hours of comp. time this morning.

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Please don't let Brent roll over and fart on me. 

14. Favorite style of underwear?
I used to be a thong girl, but it seems thongs just really don't accommodate my fat ass these days, so I've switched mainly to Victoria's Secret bikins.  Quite comfortable I might add.

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
I would prefer that Brent wear boxer briefs instead of boxers, but he says they put his nuts in a bind, so I guess the boxers are okay with me.

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
I hate cleaning.  Period.

17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
Hell no.  I don't appreciate art.

18. Get up early or sleep in?
SLEEP IN!!  Which is something I NEVER get to do!

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Simba.

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with the opposite sex?
Brent and I really enjoy watching American Idol and making fun of all the retards who think they can sing but in all actuality suck ass.

21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
If I didn't mind people knowing, I would just tell them.--agree with Elizabeth on this one.  Man, what a stupid ass question.

22. When did you first start feeling old?
When I had to start paying rent, and buy my own food and my own gas and my own clothes and my own.....the list goes on and on.

23. Favorite 80's movie?
Manequin.  That Kim Catrell's one hot bitch.

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Turkey

25. What do you get every time you go into Costco?
I don't go into Costco, I go to Sam's.

26. Beach or lake?
Lakes DO have beaches....duh.  Maybe this question should read, "Ocean or lake?"  That would make more sense.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented?
Obviously, that's why I'm married. (stupid...)

28. How many people do you stalk on Myspace?
I don't stalk anyone.  I just look for updates on my friend's pages and look for retards that I haven't seen in a while to see it their lives are more pathetic than mine.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
My new Dooney and Bourke purse.

30. Favorite movies you wouldn't mind anyone knowing?
Why would I mind if anyone knew what my favorite movie is?  (Oh, and just so you know, it's Nacho Libre.)

31. What's your drink?
I'm a fan of the whiskey....even though sometimes it's not a fan of me.

32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys

33. Cops or Robbers?
Robbers-this is only b/c I really like the Hamburgler from McDonalds.

38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
TOM FANCHER--well said Liz.  I wish I would see Fanch so I could ask him how his horse is doing.  Oh wait, that's right.  It died.  Under the curse of Hultgren.

39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Probably V100.  I have this really strange twitch where I always turn my radio to V100 before I get out of the car.  I'm a weirdo.

42. Norm or Cliff?
Norm!

43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Both are pretty good.  I especially love the Cosby's rendition of Ray Charles' "Night and Day."  Classic....

45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
No one sits directly across from me.

46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill.
These days, it's virtually impossible to get a way with murder.  Haven't you seen all the tricks of the trade on CSI??

47. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Geroge Strait

48. What famous person(s) would you like to sleep with?
No one.  Famous people are sluts, thus carriers of STDS.

49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Sure have.  Anyone remember the Puckett porch fire??

50. Last book you read for real?
12 Sharp by Janet Evanovich

51. Do you have a teddy bear?
Brent's my teddy bear.

52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Are people high when they come up with these stupid questions?--I agree.  This has to be by far the dumbest question I have ever read in a survey.  By the way, I once brushed my teeth in an African jungle.

53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
I'd like to go to the San Diego Charger's stadium and set it on fire.

54. Number of texts in a day?
Sorry, I'm not an avid "texter."  It costs to much.

55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Hands down, new career.  Although I have no idea what it would be.  In a perfect world, I would be a famous singer, like Reba McIntire.

56. Do you go to church?
Not anymore.  I like to think that I can still have faith without having to to endure endless hours of boredom. 

57. Pencil or pen?
Pen.

60. What do you want to achieve in life?
Well, I have realized that I am probably never going to make much of my life.  I'll live in Osage County until the day I die, which is something I swore I would never do.  I'll probably continue working for the state until I retire, even after I graduate college, that is if I EVER finish college.  The good news is, if I continue on this path, I can retire when I'm 52 years old, get a part time job, and double-dip from the system.  Oh, and somewhere along the way, I would like to raise a family. 

61. How old are you?
285 months.  You do the math.

62. Where do you see yourself when you are 40?
If it's flipping burgers at McDonalds, please shoot me now.